Amusing spam

I just got this spam:

Hi,
Hope I am not writinbg to wrong address. I am nice, pretty looking
girl. I am planning on visiting your town this month. Canb 
we meet each othber in persona? Message me back at cn@bravomailing.com

I know it's spam, but it's still fun to pretend it's real and critique it:

> Hope I am not writinbg to wrong address. I am nice, pretty looking girl.

Yes, you are writing to the wrong address. You have to find the address of a guy who's looking for an illiterate girlfriend. You can barely write yourself out of paper bag; my current mate can write beautiful poetry that makes my heart sing. You fail already in just writing a simple E-mail and we're not even halfway through the message!

> I am planning on visiting your town this month. Canb we meet each othber in persona?

Can you proofread your messages before you send them? No? Sorry, not interested.

> Message me back at cn@bravomailing.com

bravomailing.com? Go away, spammer. Have a non-nice day.

Amused,
-Zorin the Lynx